Just in case you are wondering: "Where is Chuck Norris now?", the truth is that nobody knows where Chuck Norris is because you don't find him. He finds you...

Well, in the rare case you find him, we suggest you the following:

1.  Run before he finds you.
2.  Try a different person.
3.  Try someone less dangerous.

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