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Betty White Marriages

by Unknown under Celebrities, Funny, Gossip

Just in case you are curious about Betty White's marriages and what Betty jokes about her two divorces, you are in the right place!

In 1945, White married Dick Barker, a U.S. Army Air Corps pilot. The marriage was short-lived. In 1947, Betty married Lane Allen, a Hollywood agent. This marriage ended in divorce in 1949.

On June 14, 1963, White married television host and personality Allen Ludden, whom she had met on his game show "Password" as a celebrity guest in 1961 and her legal name was changed to "Betty White Ludden". He proposed to White at least twice before she accepted. The pair appeared together in an episode of "The Odd Couple" featuring Felix's and Oscar's appearance on Password. Ludden appeared as a guest panelist on "Match Game", with White sitting in the audience. (She was prompted to criticize one of Ludden's wrong answers on camera during an episode of "Match Game" '74). The two made an appearance on the "Match Game" panel in 1975.

Unfortunately, Allen Ludden passed away from stomach cancer on June 9, 1981, in Los Angeles. They had no children together, though she is stepmother to his three children from his first marriage. White has not remarried since Ludden's death.

Betty White stopped by "Piers Morgan Tonight" in April 2012 and joked about striking out with marriage twice before eventually finding happiness with husband #3, Allen Ludden.

"The first two were... rehearsals," White, 90, made fun of her two short-lived marriages, which lasted less than three years combined. White would go on to enjoy "18 wonderful years" with Ludden, whom she was married to until his death in 1981.

The funny thing is that Betty also gave Morgan some perspective on why so many in her generation were quick to marry and went through multiple divorces... Wanna know why??

"Back in those days... you didn't sleep with a guy until you married him" White revealed.

When Piers suggested that "you didn't know how bad (a man) was in bed until you got married," White slyly replied: "You heard rumors."

It has to be noted that White has opened up about her marital record before. In May 2011, she told Newsweek that she felt like a "failure" after her two divorces, so much so that she turned down Ludden's marriage proposals for a year before finally agreeing to marry the "Password" host in 1963. "I kept saying no for a year," White recalled, "Finally, Easter came along. He sent me a white stuffed bunny with diamond earrings clipped to its ears and a card that said: "Please Say Yes?" So when I answered the phone that night, I didn’t say hello, I just said, "Yes.""

Betty White is absolutely adorable, isn't she?

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Jim Carrey Quotes

by Unknown under Celebrities, Funny

1. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

2. Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

3. Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.

4. It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?

5. If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.

6. If you've got a talent, protect it.

7. I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

8. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.

9. I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

10. I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.

11. That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like: "Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."

12. I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

13. I just want to be myself.

14. I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

15. My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

16. Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

17. I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself.

18. I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing.

19. I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go: "Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it."

20. But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

21. Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.

22. Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

23. Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

24. I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

25. You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

26. I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around the living room. It's hard for me to come down from what I do.

27. I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.

28. I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.

29. I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal.

30. It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

31. A lot of good love can happen in ten years.

32. I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it.

33. I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk, I'm not happy. If I'm scared, then I know I'm being challenged.

34. Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.

35. Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

36. My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.

37. Originality is really important.

38. People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.

39. I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

40. For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.

41. Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I don't have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She's my first priority.

42. Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!

43. I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.

44. When the first big paycheque with "Dumb And Dumber" hit, I went: "Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?" But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe.

45. I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.

46. What I have in common with the character in "Truman" is this incredible need to please people. I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.

47. Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

48. The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking: '"Is that a $20 million take?" That kind of thing, and being self-critical.

49. We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.

50. There was a time when people said: "Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that." Now they just say: "Pay him!"

51. My report card always said: "Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students".

52. My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.

53. My life is not unlike Truman's. I can't go anywhere.

54. One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

55. My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.

56. My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.

57. I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

58. I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.

59. I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy.

60. I haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience.

61. I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.

62. I've never been one to sit back and go: "I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them."

63. If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.

64. I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.

65. I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.

66. It was such a leap in my career when "Truman Show" came along. It's always been a long process for me insofar as recognition goes, but that's OK because you appreciate it when it comes.

67. It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

68. Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.

69. Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his a$$.

70. It's insane. I mean, Jack Nicholson , Dustin Hoffman, Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Kline - I don't see how I can lose. (on his chances of winning at the 1998 Golden Globes Awards)

71. Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though. (on religion)

72. I just want to be killer funny. You know kick ass piss in your pants run out of the theatre and rip you dick off and throw yourself into traffic funny!

73. If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams.

74. There's new territory, there's new places to go, new things to explore. Why stay back there? ... Maybe it will take three films to find another character that is really totally original, but I've got a lifetime, so why waste it just repeating myself?

75. Second year in a row - what's going on here, man? ... I'm the establishment I once rejected. ... I'm the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes.

76. If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

77. There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.

78. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.

79. Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.

80. Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!

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Mitt Romney Crazy Quotes

by Unknown under Celebrities, Funny

1. I like the Twilight series. I thought that was fun.

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2. I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.

3. Well... I've gotta get Ann to stop wearing those hot pants.

4. I'm in this race because I care about Americans. I'm not concerned about the very poor.

5. You got some bling bling!

6. These pancakes are about as large as my win in Puerto Rico last night, I must admit. The margin is just about as good.

7. She's a babe! I saw that at 15.

8. I'm an unofficial southerner.

9. I've got a lot of good friends, the owner of the Miami Dolphins and the New York Jets, both owners are friends of mine.

10. Davy, Davy Crockett. King of the wild frontier!

11. I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.

12. Who let the dogs out? Who, who.

13. I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed.

14. Corporations are people, my friend.

15. I love the hymns of America, by the way.

16. That's a big lava lamp, congratulations.

17. PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.

18. I am looking forward to going there and hunting with you sometime. And you can actually show me which end of the rifle to point.

19. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will. I began when I was 15 or so and I have hunted those kinds of varmints since then. More than two times.

20. This feels good, being back in Michigan. You know, the trees are the right height. The streets are just right.

21. Look at us in here... We are all nice together, all nice and wet, you know, like a can of sardines.

22. I introduce to you the heavyweight champion of my life. Wait, that didn't come out right. (Referring to Ann Romney)

23. Please give us a big hug, that's the girls. I've been getting hugs from the Southern girls... from 12, to well, a lot more than 12.

24. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs, actually.

25. I had catfish for the second time. It was delicious, just like the first time.

26. Morning, ya'll. I got started this morning right with a biscuit and some cheesy grits.

27. I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce and hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

28. By the way, how was the paczkis this morning? Yeah, yeah! That was very good.

29. I know what it's like to worry whether you're gonna get fired. There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip.

30.This is a completely airtight kennel, mounted on the top of our car. He climbed in there regularly, enjoyed himself.

31. I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once as a wayward teenager, and never did it again.

32. I never imagined I'd be up here like Larry the Cable guy.

33. I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.

What do you think of Mitt Romney's crazy quotes?

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Funny Mitt Romney Quotes

by Unknown under Celebrities, Funny

1. Corporations are people, my friend… of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend.

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2. I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.

3. I'm not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there.

4. "He (Obama) says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It's time for us to cut back on government and help the American people.

5. I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back. (Mitt Romney, on the American auto industry, despite having written a New York Times op-ed in 2008 titled "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt," in which he said if GM, Ford and Chrysler got a government bailout "you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye")

6. It's hard to know just how well (the 2012 London Olympics) will turn out. There are a few things that were disconcerting. The stories about the private security firm not having enough people, the supposed strike of the immigration and customs officials, that obviously is not something which is encouraging.

7. No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. (Mitt Romney, speaking about his Michigan roots during a rally in Commerce, Michigan, Aug. 24, 2012)

8. I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed. (Mitt Romney, speaking in 2011 to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)

9. "(My wife) drives a couple of Cadillacs.

10. I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.

11. When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.

12. Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan. (Mitt Romney, committing a gaffe while introducing his running mate, Norfolk, Va., Aug. 11, 2012.)

13. I'll tell you what, ten-thousand bucks? $10,000 bet? (Mitt Romney, attempting to make a wager with Rick Perry during a Republican presidential debate to settle a disagreement about health care on December 2011)

14. PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air. (Mitt Romney in 2007, responding to criticism from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals following revelations that he had once put the family dog in a carrier and strapped it to the roof of his car during a 12-hour road trip.)

15. I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners. (Mitt Romney, after being asked whether he follows NASCAR racing on February 2012)

16. There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip (Mitt Romney, attempting to identify with the problems of average folk on January 2012)

17. I'm not sure about these cookies. They don't look like you made them. No, no. They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever. (Mitt Romney, visiting a local bakery while campaigning in Pittsburgh, PA, April 17, 2012 (The owner of the baker later told MSNBC he was offended by Romney's remarks.)

18. I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks. (Mitt Romney to a group of NASCAR fans wearing plastic ponchos at the Daytona 500 on February 2012)

19. We have a president, who I think is is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps. (Mitt Romney, who has two Harvard degrees on April 5, 2012)

20. I love this state. The trees are the right height." (Mitt Romney, campaigning in Michigan on February 2012)

21. I'm running for office for Pete's sake, we can't have illegals (Mitt Romney, recalling his reaction when he learned that there were illegal aliens working the ground on his property, employed by a firm that he subsequently fired on October 2011)

22. I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much. (Mitt Romney, who earned $374,000 in speaking fees in one year according to according to his personal financial disclosure on January 2012)

23. It's not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person. (Mitt Romney, speaking in 2007 about killing Osama bin Laden)

24. Who let the dogs out? Who, who." (Mitt Romney, during an awkward photo op with a group of African Americans kids at a Martin Luther King Day parade on January 2008)

25. I'm Wolf Blitzer and yes, that's my real name. (CNN's Wolf Blitzer at the beginning of a November 2011 Republican presidential debate.)

26. I'm Mitt Romney- and yes Wolf, that's also my first name. (Mitt Romney, getting his own name wrong (his first name is "Willard," and his middle name is "Mitt")

27. I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was. (Mitt Romney on May 17, 2012)

28. I saw my father march with Martin Luther King." (Romney's campaign later admitted that they didn't march on the same day, or in the same city.)

29. My sons are all adults and they've made decisions about their careers and they've chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard. One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president.

30. You sit down with your attorneys and tell you what you have to do, but obviously the president of the United States has to do what's in the best interest of the United States against a potential threat. (on whether he would consult Congress about invading Iran)

31. I purchased a gun when I was a young man. I've been a hunter pretty much all my life. (Romney's campaign later said he'd been hunting twice, once when he was 15, and once in 2006 at a Republican fundraiser.)

32. I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will.

33. Hugo Chavez has tried to steal an inspiring phrase "Patria o muerte, venceremos." It does not belong to him. It belongs to a free Cuba." (invoking a phrase that translates to "Fatherland or death, we shall overcome," which Fidel Castro has used to close his speeches for years, and which is associated with Cuban oppression.)

34. Well, the question is kind of a non sequitur, if you will. And what I mean by that - or a null set." (after being asked during a Republican debate whether is was a mistake to invade Iraq)

35. We should double Guantanamo!

36. I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates. (right before Coulter called John Edwards a "faggot.")

What do you think of Mitt Romney's quotes?

Do you trust this man to be the next President of the USA?

Give it a second thought...

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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant - In New Ad !

by Unknown under Ads, Celebrities, Funny, Gossip

It's official: Jennifer Aniston is expecting triplets - in a funny new commercial.

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"How are my little triplets doing?" Jen asks her enormous baby bump, which is exposed for the entire world to see in a brand new - and very satirical - ad for Glaceau Smartwater, for which Jen, 43, has been a paid pitchwoman since 2007.

The 2½-minute ad, introduced by Ryan Seacrest, pretends to be a leaked home-security tape.

What's revealed around Aniston's backyard pool, which is being filled with bottles of Smartwater by some hunky pool-boys, is her grown son, portrayed by Jimmy Kimmel.

"Go upstairs and take a nap," Aniston tells the man-boy, right before his space-alien sibling comes out to join him.

But there's more! The truth reveals about Aniston's enviable hair as well...Check out the video below...

It is a hilarious commercial, isn't it?

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Mitt Romney Dog On Roof

by Unknown under Celebrities, Funny, Gossip

For those who are unaware of the incident about Mitt Romney's "Dog on the Roof", which has drawn much criticism, here's what happened:

First of all, a few words about Mitt Romney's dog...The dog's name was Seamus. Seamus was an Irish setter. Seamus was an energetic, friendly dog and was the Romney family's first pet dog. It is generally reported that, a few years after his ride to Canada, Seamus was given to Mitt Romney's sister, Jane Romney Robinson of California, who stated: "He kept ending up at the pound. They were worried about him getting hit crossing the street. We had more space, so he could roam more freely."The dog's date of death is unknown, but Robinson claimed that Seamus lived on her farm until a "ripe old age."

Mitt Romney's "Dog on the Roof" incident:

During a 1983 family vacation, Mitt Romney drove for twelve hours with his dog Seamus on top of the car in a windshield-equipped carrier. This incident became the subject of negative media attention and political attacks on Romney in both the 2008 and the 2012 presidential election.

In June 1983, the Romney family left their Belmont, Massachusetts home on their way to Romney's parents' cottage in Beach O'Pines, Ontario for an annual vacation along the shore of Lake Huron. Seamus rode in a carrier on the roof of the family's Chevrolet Caprice station wagon for the 12 hour trip. Romney had built a windshield for the carrier to make the ride more pleasant for the dog. During the 650-mile (1,050 km) trip, Seamus defecated liquid down the windows of the car. Romney stopped at a gas station to wash the dog, the carrier and the car. With Seamus back in the carrier, the family continued on their way.

When interviewed by Chris Wallace of Fox News, Romney explained that Seamus enjoyed being in the dog carrier, an "air-tight kennel", and that he was unaware of any violations of Massachusetts law. Ann Romney, Mitt Romney's wife, has claimed that the news media exaggerated the severity of the incident, and compared traveling in the roof-top dog carrier to riding a motorcycle or riding in the bed of a pickup truck.

During an April 2012 interview with ABC News, Diane Sawyer asked Mitt Romney about the Seamus story and if he would ever do it again. Romney replied: "Certainly not with the attention it's received", after which Sawyer quoted as saying: "You said it was the most wounding thing in the campaign so far", though it is ambiguous as to whether Romney agreed with this statement. During the same interview, Ann Romney stated that Seamus got diarrhea from eating turkey off the table before the trip and that the dog loved the crate.

It was reported in 2007 that Ingrid Newkirk, president of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), criticized Romney regarding this incident. Responding to PETA, Romney claimed that "my dog likes fresh air".

During the 2012 U.S. Republican presidential primaries, candidate Newt Gingrich aired an anti-Romney attack ad that featured the story. While appearing on the ABC show This Week, Republican candidate Rick Santorum stated: "As far as Seamus the dog ... the issues of character are important in this election. We need to look at all those issues and make a determination as to whether that’s the kind of person (Romney) you want to be president of the United States." Santorum's view was at odds with that of Bill Wasik, senior editor of Wired Magazine: "Yet looking back on the Seamus Romney story today, what is most striking is its forgettability, how indistinguishable it seems in retrospect from the idiots’ parade of meaningless stories that came to define the (2008) campaign."

On the other hand, journalists Mike Allen and Evan Thomas insisted that Romney did nothing unusual: Overlooked in the clucking over the incident is the fact that the dog was in a crate, probably little different from the dog kennels used to transport animals in the cold-storage compartments of airplanes. Romney had erected a barrier to shield the family pet from the wind. Romney, the family man heading to the lake, didn’t seem heartless at the time. But politics is a heartless business.

Scott Crider, owner of the website Dogs Against Romney, claimed that the incident had "struck a chord" because people "look at their own pet and say: "This is a member of my family. How can you even think about putting it on top of a car?"" Conversely, journalist Ruth Marcus of the Washington Post defended Mitt Romney's treatment of Seamus, stating: "Doesn’t the fact that Romney chose to bring the dog on the family vacation, rather than dump him in a kennel back home, suggest that he’s a dog lover, not a hater?" Neil Swidey, the Boston Globe journalist who wrote the initial article about Romney's 1983 road trip, claimed: "(Seamus) always struck me as a valuable window into how Romney operates. In everything the guy does, he functions on logic, not emotion."

A Public Policy Polling (PPP) survey proves that the "Dog on the Roof" incident affected Romney a lot! In detail, the survey found that 74% of Democrats, 66% of Independents, and 63% of Republicans consider it inhumane to put a family dog in a kennel on the roof of a car. The poll did not mention the windshield. The poll also found that 35% of voters would be less likely to vote for Romney because of the Seamus incident, whereas 55% of voters said that it would not affect how they vote. As of August 2012, New York Times columnist Gail Collins had mentioned the Romneys' car trip more than 68 times.

Responding to Democrats who emphasized the Seamus story, the conservative bloggers such as Jim Treacher drew a comparison between the Seamus incident and Barack Obama sampling dog meat as a child in Indonesia, where it is a local delicacy, as mentioned in Obama's autobiography.

It has to be noted that in August 2012, the band Devo released a single called "Don't Roof Rack Me, Bro (Seamus Unleashed)", to keep the incident in the news as the presidential campaign moves to a conclusion.

David Letterman has been giving the dog near-nightly shout-outs. There are parody Web videos, such as: "Dogs Aren’t Luggage" T-shirts and Facebook groups. ("Dogs Against Romney," which protested outside last month’s Westminster dog show, has more than 38,000 Facebook fans.) The New Yorker featured a cartoon, with Rick Santorum riding in Romney’s rooftop dog carrier, on its cover last week.

It has to be mentioned that the"Mitt Romney's Dog on the Roof" story first surfaced in the Boston Globe in a chapter of a biographical series the newspaper published in 2007, when Romney first ran for president.

To some animal lovers, the story is an example of cruelty.

According to Scott Crider, an Alabama marketing guru who founded "Dogs Against Romney":"It really says this guy is not like us and is mean."

It appears that The Seamus Story has harmed Romney's presential election and it still does. Well, it was definitely cruel and by the way Romney reacted it seems that the incident has happened more than once...Hope that he learned his lesson and won't repeat it in the future. What do you think?

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Where Is Chuck Norris Now ?

by Unknown under Celebrities, Funny

Just in case you are wondering: "Where is Chuck Norris now?", the truth is that nobody knows where Chuck Norris is because you don't find him. He finds you...

Well, in the rare case you find him, we suggest you the following:

1. Run before he finds you.
2. Try a different person.
3. Try someone less dangerous.

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Chuck Norris Christmas Jokes

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1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

2. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

4. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

6. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

7. Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

8. Chuck Norris can speak braille.

9. Chuck Norris was once on "Celebrity Wheel of Fortune" and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

10. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

11. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.

12. Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

13. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

14. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

15. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

16. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

17. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

18. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

19. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

20. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.

21. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

22. If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.

23. Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies: "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says:"I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with: "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

24. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

25. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

26. Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

27. Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

28. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

29. Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his ***.

30. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

31. Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.

32. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's ****ing beef.

33. We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

34. Chuck Norris once went on "Celebrity Jeopardy" and answered: "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

35. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

36. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having *** with his waitress.

37. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

38. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

39. Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.

40. Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains. If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

41. Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

42. If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

43. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

44. They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.

45. Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

46. Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

47. When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

48. Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

49. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.

50. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he p***es.

51. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied: "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

52. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".

53. Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the f**k off.

54. Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.

55. Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.

56. Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the s**t out of them.

57. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

58. Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.

59. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

60. Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.

61. Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

62. Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

63. When Chuck Norris laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently s**ts a cow.

64. One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

65. Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

66. Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem.

67. Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads: "WWCND?"

68. In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Chuck Norris.

69. Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

70. Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take s**t from anyone.

71. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

72. Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

73. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the s**t out of little kids.

74. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.

75. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

76. The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris" is imprinted beneath the surface of China.

77. Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Chuck Norris. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.

78. Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.

79. When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

80. When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

81. Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.

82. Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.

83. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

84. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

85. Chuck Norris once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.

86. People say the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from Chuck Norris.

87. If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.

88. Chuck Norris can open beer cans with his teeth. He still prefers to use other people's teeth, though.

89. Chuck Norris uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.

90. Chuck Norris doesn't use a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

91. Chuck Norris lived on mars thats why there is no life there.

92. Vampires and Chuck Norris have a symbiotic relationship.

93. Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

94. Blitzkreig actually translates to "Second Coming of Chuck Norris" in German.

95. Meat now comes in four grades, Select, Choice, Prime, and Chuck Norris.

96. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

97. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

98. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

99. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

100. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

101. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

102. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed: "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

103. Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.

104. The Original Name For the game "Street Fighter" was "Spawn of Chuck Norris".

105. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

106. Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.

107. Chuck Norris turned the " Church of Scientology" to "Chuck Norris' House of Pain".

108. There is only one known cure for lesbianism, Chuck Norris.

109. A waitress at a Outback accidentally gave Chuck Norris a rare steak instead of a well-done steak. Chuck proceeded to have sex with her on the table and said "Now that's well-done!"

110. The clock on Chuck Norris' VCR programs itself for fear of retaliation.

111. America didn't win the American Revolution. Chuck Norris beat the British by himself. Drunk.

112. Chuck Norris' alarm clock plays Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" every morning at 7 am. Its not because he likes the song. It infuriates him, because Chuck Norris does indeed know that they started that fire, and they will pay.

113. Chuck Norris puts the fist in pacifist.

114. Ford Trucks have a new Chuck Norris warning sensor, apparently he think's their motto (Are You Ford Tough?) is a challenge.

115. Most men are OK with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

116. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

117. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

118. Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.

119. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

120. Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Chuck Norris is watching.

121. If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.

122. If Chuck Norris were an Olympic athlete, the Olympics would be canceled. Every four years they would just mail Chuck Norris his 237 gold medals.

123. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

124. Chuck Noris caught all 150 pokemon in 2.7 seconds.

125. Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon. He is one.

126. Santa Claus was real until he forgot Chuck Norris present.

127. When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Zombie, he doesn't turn into a Zombie. The Zombie turns into Chuck Norris.

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